villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

Because you made that choice many people were sacrificed

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

They are yours to control. All you have to do is turn them 
into strength, and use that strength to move forward.

I tired of the behavior of messily sampling every dish a long time ago.

won’t be trying that again.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Joker
Kuroshitsuji: Book of Circus - Episode 7

wisesnail:

Ain’t no thing like me, except me!

Rocket Raccoon - prints on my Society 6! C: